rivercitybarf
United States
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Ryuuchild666
Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML
iHateWorms
Australia
Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
annony-moose
France
Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML
MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML
McWhopper
Brookline, United States
Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML
ewwww
Oak Lawn, United States
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
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bluetech 12
Better than finding half a worm.
vanaathiel 13
Well at least you know the apple is less likely to be full of pesticides.....
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Comments (101)
stl360 0
you made that up
knightknight 0
oh your life is ****** now...
Qup 0
"what a marroon!"
Scrantoncity 0
Lol #19 marroons lol. It's morons but I think u know that
Ezekiel117 0
I think he was more referring to the whole cartoon part of the FML, you know with Bugs Bunny laughing so hard and saying, "What a maroon! What an ignoranamous!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo I swear, little kids these days don't know anything about the past...
blake116 0
i once found a live worm in a boiled fish ( i know its weird) and i havent been able to eat anything from the sea since
kewl92 0
no biggie, don't be a pussy. that's life. who moderates these??
theresed 0
ylia?
flinkpamingo 0
Well, duh. Get with the program.
fmlyoumeanie 0
Oh no. It's the end of the world.
17xVampx17 0
Blackberry1993 are you actually so high and mighty that you think hes going to stop just because YOU told him to? I doubt that person would care if you got AIDS. I sure as hell wouldn't care, I don't know you.
vicv666 0
and you life is fcked because you see a worm on the Apple? this is not a fml
leaper66 12
Seriously I'm sick of people stating whether or not something is an FML or not. This isn't a contest to see who grew up in the projects and had all their best friends shot down one by one. Somehow I think the concept would lose it's magic and hilarity. I do admit that some FML's are plain stupid, but this one was alright.
leaper66 12
Sorry, I double posted accidentally :S
RequiemCube 0
@39: "FMyMoment.com" is available. Feel free to go through the effort of registering and developing it, which will spare you the inconvenience of finding posts that are not utterly life-F-ing here.
Protoforms_rule 0
You're right #42. No one wants to read, "Today, I found out my grandma has Alzhiemer's, is in denial and refuses to get treatment. FML" (Which, by the way, was TRUE for me the other day :*( ). This site is just for the ****-ups that ruin your day, not traumatic/depressing experiences. I think all the commentors of "this is not an FML" need to get over themselves. FTL (**** their lives). For the OP: I hope you can still have an appetite for fruit.
HannahPaloozah 0
It's an fml if your afraid of bugs. If this happened to me I would just die. I can't stand bugs, I don't mind worms but if I ate 1 then I would be scared to eat fruits like that and would have to like cut it up first