Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
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Top comments
RememberSchlitz 9
Go buy a new one and hide it for your use. Dip the cutting edges of the old one in capsaicin oil before he comes over. Hilarity shall ensue.
almost_there44 26
I hate when people use things that are not theirs. Especially to do some nasty shit like that, it's inconsiderate and dumb as hell. Just buy a new one OP, or tell him too. Also, tell that fool to keep his hands off your things.
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Comments (45)
brendejafulable 41
just hair right..
anonymoususer070 17
I would tell your roommate to buy you a new one but since they probably won't I would invest in a new one and keep it put up somewhere they can't find like your room and only take it to the bathroom when you're going to use it. Next time you see him just mention he should probably get checked out and walk away(it is possible to get a serious infection if the owner of the razor has one), that'll probably be the last time he touches your stuff if he thinks he got something from you.
almost_there44 26
The roommate probably wouldn't buy a new one because she wasn't the one using her roommates' razor. Even suggesting that the roommate buy it is a little too much. If she knew and didn't say anything that's disgusting but still her FWB responsibility.
anonymoususer070 17
Most likely. I'm super empathetic and would probably feel bad for it and buy them a new one. But you're most likely right and not something I would expect.
X_Gon_Giv_ItToYa 9
How often does she come over is the question
Lalala579121 28
I would guess never since it's a he.
introvert20 6
Omg that's absolutely disgusting and unsanitary. Sorry about that OP. Get a new one asap!
Yudith_fml 11
Well, it's not like you never touched his pubic hair with your bikini area before.
sirrubberduckie 37
Did you even read the FML?
species4872 20
How did you find out? Be spying have we?
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Benefit #1 using your room mate. Benefit #2 using your trimmer.
chocoladisco 1
Seems like a friendship with a lot of benefits
viperAUS 15
how do you know he was using it on his pubes
healthcarechick 9
That sucks. What a disrespectful douchebag
Jonjon554 16
Why should OP buy a new one? Catch him in the act, OP and make him either pay for yours and give you money for a new one or make him buy 2 of them, one for himself and to replace yours. That's seriously messed up and certainly unsanitary!