By FML - 29/07/2011 04:20 - United States

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Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4

Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?

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gunmania0 12

it's pleasurable!

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im_bored_tired 12

my names herbert. wanna come down to my basement and get some Popsicles and maybe shoulder rubs? maybe I can get the nice paper boy from down the street to join in. you're gonna have a wonderful time that you'll never forget.

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Captain0bv10us 0

Hey, I'm Fernando. I am a manwhore without a peer absorbing sex from the atmosphere

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im_bored_tired 12

mine was funny. yours was just gay.

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im_bored_tired 12

how did that get moderated? what the heck?!

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fauxyhaha 0

18- What the hell ?

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

if you don't read it in herberts voice it's not nearly as funny as if you did

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I'madumbass 19

Nice username and profile pic. Sublime is such. a good. band. (I have only listened to Santaria, but that doesn't mean Sublime doesn't have other good songs)

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gthelms92 0

it's off a tv show called family guy

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im_bored_tired 12

I have a correction to your picture. the correct answer is "Justin Beiber".

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Jacobt24 19

idk if it's just my iPhone but how is 16's post time at 11:52 and 18's is at 11:50?

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Jacobt24 19

just ignore my last post. it went to the wrong one and after I refreshed it everything went to mormal. Sorry to be annoying. I will now thumb myself down

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im_bored_tired 12

idk. my iPhone says it's 5:00 A.M. but the post says posted at 11:50.

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Kev_a_Sutra 10

you have it the other way around.. ditch the iPhone.

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DCFan 9

19-- What is your fascination with making fun of Justin Beiber in everything you post? It stops being funny after the 20th time. I promise. Please try something new to get some "thumbs-up".

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im_bored_tired 12

that's only my second time. I still have 18 more times according to your standards.

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DCFan 9

Well you better get crackin. Maybe try some that are actually funny and relevant to something on this FML... Just an idea.

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Jacobt24 19

the iPhone is the best phone in the world. Well, once the iPhone 5 comes out

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fauxyhaha 0

19- you sound like just another teenage guy who makes fun of Justin Bieber. that craze was long ago, so no one even really talks about him anymore.

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Kev_a_Sutra 10

i doubt a five year old would say snowglobes... well atleast he didnt say dingleberries, or "love spuds"

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DCFan 9

Well you better get crackin. Maybe try some that are actually funny and relevant to something to this FML... Just an idea.

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im_bored_tired 12

lmao that's a fail my fellow Dallas cowboys fan.

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DinoJess 0

hey, he was just being creative by saying "snowglobes." everybody else would have said "balls," or something clichè.

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rjayybabe 0

that just made my day !!!!!!!!!!

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Ooh~ Kinky. It reminds me of my last BDSM relationship. Nothing like getting hit in the balls with a caddle prod to get those love juices flowing.

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DCFan 9

LMAO! Funny post AND picture!!

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Out of all the analogies you could have used you used "snowglobes". Jeez.

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savanh_fml 0

hey that term was clever lmfao

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I'madumbass 19

Yeah. I like "balls" better. "Nuts" is up for 2nd place

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SirBedevere 0

Odd, I didn't know snow globes could be body parts.

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TalkinSmack 6

be happy he smiled and didn't boot u back!

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