Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4
Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?
gunmania0 12
it's pleasurable!
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Comments (206)
xx255q 0
I bet he likes you
snafu63 0
are you saying he likes having his souvenir snowglobes broken?
sexyblondchic74 4
creepy.....
Akuma035 0
i think he might not like christmas as much as you do, next time invite him to kick snowglobes with you.
MissRoxiie 12
hes got Ballzz of Steel !
Illuminations_fml 6
I've seen this Fml 3 times today only worded differently . instead of "snowglobes" it was either balls nuts or testicles . wtf
badactor009 0
There are not a lot of people walking around kicking away at each others crotch where I live... but I am open to the possibility that things are different elsewhere. Also, having kicked there, I will testify that it is a traumatic event for that day which is why you see it posted here.
badactor009 0
You may have missed the actual snow globes. A near miss doesn't do much.
Parazad 16
Maybe he's into S S S S/M M M.
hendersh 0
ummmmm, Snowglobes?
sara_saturday 5
there is something "creepily wrong" when you've reached the point in your day when kicking a man in the balls seems necessary