Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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Top comments
lindseyluvszac 4
Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?
gunmania0 12
it's pleasurable!
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Comments (206)
iMagzzzy 0
Always turns me on.
bonbonscity 0
you should have offered to put some Bengay on his balls to increase that pleasure ten-fold.
GaleHawthorne 0
It means you missed.
silverheartxo 1
... snowglobes haha
kaylapple 1
why did you kick him?
DinoJess 0
HAHAHA oh my gosh, what an awkward moment.
aturcios1 7
woww thatss not weirdd at all.. :/
kewpiesuicide 29
Number 5, even if it was a woman, that shit HURTS! Have you ever been kicked in the ****? No bueno. Hey maybe the guy was one of the dudes from the BME pain olympics
Chazyj 4
maybe he loves it ruff o.O
HagarenLei 0
RAPIST PSYCHOPATH KILLER! RUN FOREST RUUUN!