Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
wordgirl 0
Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.
allmidnighteyes 11
Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (105)
Icantfindmymommy 0
That sucks but you better get knocked up if that's what you want. Make him get it reversed or pick a good looking guy screw him and have your baby that your husband didn't want
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
Yeah, that'll show him!
snowFML 0
Lol, "the obligatory sammich". what the ****? I want a goddamn sammich.
zipit66 0
Did you actually discuss having children, or did you just think that since you wanted kids and he already had one he did too? It kills me how many people get married and don't even talk about stuff like that until something like this--or an "oops!"--happens
ihatestupidppl 0
Well, she said "he let me believe we were trying". Usually when a couple claims they are "trying" it means they've come together and made a conscious decision to conceive, as opposed to couples who kinda wing it and just have a baby whenever it happens. And his saying "It'll happen soon, baby" leads me to believe that for a while at least, he played along with the "yes, we're *trying* to conceive" bit.
WaterMist 0
Wow I'd be extremely angry. That's akin to an outright lie to your face. You should just tell him straight, if I can't have a baby with you, I'll go have a baby with someone else. He deserves it for being an asshole. Geez I would divorce his ass.
voveraite 7
Well, dear OP, why don't you get a ready-made one? Are they less valuable because they don't share your precious genes? You can as well lactate for them if you wish, with all medicines available now. That said, before my comment gets buried: it is despicable and shameful that he LIED about it. He should have been a man and made it clear he does not want more, and that's the point where your start negotiations.
ihatestupidppl 0
Lol at least you know you're probably gonna get buried. I'm all for adoption too, but when are people gonna realize that some women want their OWN children? Like, nature or God or whatever deity you believe in made humans with the ability to reproduce for a reason. I'd be REALLY friggin offended if someone had told my mother when she was pregnant with me "Hey ya asshole, why didn't you just adopt? WAY TO GO". Like seriously, my parents, like many others, wanted their own child, they were happily married, they could afford it, so why not? All potential parents deserve the right to get the children the want, the way they want to go about it, without being made to feel like jerks. (I've seen adoptive parents be made to feel like jerks for not having their own too, so it goes both ways).
theteal 0
Agreed! If I ever settle down with the right guy I'd want to have a child of my own. However, I have always wanted to and am determined to adopt at least one child. Its something I've had on my mind since I was a child. Most women don't they want to experience it all for themselves at least once. Its a natural instinctive part of the human existence.
RedWriter 0
Agreed. The Earth is so overpopulated as it is, and there are so many unwanted children out there who will never have a chance to be loved, it irritates me that people are so hung up on having "their OWN child". You can't take an adopted child and make it your own? You think your genes are so much better than everyone else's that you're doing the world a favor by adding one more to the bunch? I just don't get it.
dspadres 0
Don't lie. You know damn well that once you got pregnant and the child was born that you two wouldn't be having sex ever again. The man's a genious.
f_my_flip_life 5
o_O OP wrote he got the vasectomy after the birth of his son, not their son. Who knows how long ago that one was. Still, He's an ass for lying like that. You should leave him and when he asks about it just tell him, "It was gonna happen sooner or later, baby." ;D
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for imagining your husband was Clay Aiken during sex.
Exhumed 0
i want to get a vasectomy
mike1921 0
Same
fxdxhk90 0
Can you blame him? Any guy that has had enough kids would be stupid not to get a vasectomy.