Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
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Top comments
wordgirl 0
Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.
allmidnighteyes 11
Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!
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Comments (105)
iceslim0 0
A vesectomy is a mans choice, like an abortion is a womans choice (not saying I am pro abortion). If you take this to court, you'll get laughed out of every legal office in your area. I mean, he was still trying right ;) just like he said
WestG2008 0
Never underestimate the lengths a man will go to get laid XP
fs_ak 0
I hope you're not wit that jerkoff anymore.. anyone who deceives their partner like that doesnt deserve to be with someone
AntiChrist7 0
Not marrying an asshole would help a lot. YDI
Triplefool 0
LOL That's an episode of American Dad.
energyphuck 0
toootaly i saw that episode. nice try. you fail.
nintenDX 0
didn't this happen in American dad?
Brak_Spaceman 19
i need to evacuate my bowels.
Failbuddy 0
smart guy he gets more sex that way.
Cigar 11
I'm sick of everyone breeding.
mschrisaya 4
How selfish. Leave him.