Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
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Top comments
wordgirl 0
Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.
allmidnighteyes 11
Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!
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Comments (105)
doggie3 0
How did you not notoce he had a vasectomy? Can't you tell when a guy has no balls?
poison29 0
doggie3, really? they don't cut off your balls when you get a vasectomy. you're thinking of dogs getting neutered. they just put you out for an hour and snip your tubes so your ejaculate doesn't carry sperm in it anymore.
allmidnighteyes 11
#78 - Could you BE any more of a fuckheaded moron right now?
Gwythinn 0
YDI for wanting kids.
Nakedsquirrel 5
While a lie of that magnitude is unforgivable.. ..I'll give the guy props for preserving the sex life between you two for much longer than he likely would have. Even after you (hopefully) divorce him, he still would have rode the hobby horse with you more often than if you had gotten pregnant. From the looks of the FML, you weren't ******* him because you enjoyed it, but much moreso because you wanted a child. That right there is a sign that giving birth would have killed your sex life right there.
McChick 0
FYL Divorce this loser. If he couldn't be straight with you about something so important then he's not worth your time or consideration. If you want your own baby you can find a sperm bank or another, more kid friendly partner. It's not worth it to try and get revenge because your time is worth so much more than that and it'll hurt him when you leave.
Badash28 0
Chop his balls off, they're are useless anyways :)
annamg 0
What an ass. Not for having a vasectomy, but for lying to you about it. What a moron, did he think you'd never find out?
Ree_rel 0
Aww that sucks... you should TOTALLY kick him in the balls... it's not like it'd damage anything he wanted.
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for trying to have a kid and continue to overpopulate the planet.
CFR 0
You'd think that'd be on the list of things to confess before you got married..."I'm allergic to cats; I have an obsession with Star Wars; I'm actually a woman; I got a vasectomy so we can't have children." Just a thought.
Az_daddy 0
what an A**hole. if he hid that from u imagine how many other things he's hiding you'll probably never know and for that you should drop him.