Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML
Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I once again had to explain that my husband's vasectomy was because we really don't want children, and that, "but you can always adopt or try to undo the vasectomy" isn't an appropriate answer. FML
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Top comments
wordgirl 0
Is he the one who told you? Because if he's not, and if you're the extremely vengeful type, you should get pregnant (sperm bank or other method) and surprise him right back with the happy news.
allmidnighteyes 11
Do what Jordan had Dr. Cox do on that one episode of Scrubs. Reverse vasectomy!
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Comments (105)
blueknight1st 26
LOL! That's awesome!
Shmoopie4 0
Divorce him. He's a total loser.
kittenmeow 0
what an assface!!! leave him for being such an ass!
Roberto22 0
Ledge-end
aliealieawhoaa 0
what a ******* assholeee,
HXCxSceneKidx 0
U didn't know ur husband had a visectomy? Wowww trust issues right here
GD4life 0
I know your feeling heartbroken but whatever you do don't leave him. Through sickness and through health.... not sex and fml.
DameGreyWulf 1
Lol that's almost like saying "I know he beats you but you shouldn't leave him, because through sickness and health--!" No I'm not comparing this man to a guy who beats his wife, but 147's logic is completely flawed.
heatherewf 0
Leave his ass. NOW. What a ******* asshole. I'm so sorry. This would be a total dealbreaker for me - the lying more than anything! I know what it feels like to TTC for a long time and wonder what's going on when you can't get prenant. What he did to you was intentional emotional abuse. He is scum.
FallenAnjel 0
How did you not know he had a vasectomy? You can't have sex for at least a week afterward, depending on the dr. and how a man feels. This may be something you can pursue in court if you find the right lawyer. He deliberately mislead you into believing you are trying for children. I contact a lawyer!
angelofsaturn 23
they could work opposing shifts or not have sex frequently.
FallenAnjel 0
And you think this is because your dad was still producing sperm? LOL