Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Top comments
cjwayy 22
Ooh, what a twist of fate!
extremereviews 26
She really sucks
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Comments (103)
Ohshitdude 21
maybe you should give her a call. Just not for pleasure.
Witchylady 18
So did you kick him to the curb ? How did you find out
baby__batmann78 7
Can't always have it your way :/
andiesaur 18
Run. Run far away.
worldclassrager 41
So you all joke on something that's true
Frostillicus123 10
can I have her number?
AloysiusWeasley 15
Run away OP - once a cheating scumbag, always a cheating scumbag.
heartsoflions 16
you should probably get tested for stds.
savemeSheehan 8
well karma for making fun of what she chooses to do for a living
mykeenblade 7
I don't know that anyone CHOOSES to have sex for money, actually. most are forced into it by the lack of available work.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Can I just... I'm disgusted at the people that are jumping to the conclusion that just because someone makes their living with sex it automatically means they have an STD. OP should get checked because her husband is a cheater, not because the other woman was a call girl.
kenjenkei 32
Well, to be fair, a sex worker is almost definitely going to have a lot more sex and with a far larger selection of people than the average person, which means that they are far more likely to be exposed to an STD, so I can kind of see why people would make that assumption.
horneyhic 15
Only if they can afford to get the medication to treat any stds they get and if they have the standards to insure the use of protection
Axel5238 29
To be fare the more you fool around outside of a relationship casually/open relationship or whatever the circumstance the chances increase. That's why a friends with benefits it so harmful. Though one would hope a call girl uses protection. A friends with benefits or random hook up makes no such guarantee.