Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out the girl my husband's been calling "Sister" isn't actually his sister, but instead a hooker whose work name is "Sister". FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Top comments
cjwayy 22
Ooh, what a twist of fate!
extremereviews 26
She really sucks
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Comments (103)
linawings 1
sorry op what a betrayal by your husband. i'd think about talking to a lawyer and a doctor if I were you. I'm sorry your husband is putting you through this hell
ateebakber 8
U people should have a threesome.
rogerover 19
Maybe not enough pleasure at home?
cartedor 18
so.many questions, this is example a teasing OP.....seriously people should reject these, unless they write a proper story with details
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Truth in jest.
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Karma!
SweetGreyChaos 20
Divorce his ass!!
ShinyGyarados 3
YDI for not putting out.
Maccaroney 11
If you stopped and turned around at every speed bump you came across you would never get anywhere. Now, obviously someones needs aren't being fulfilled in this relationship. I recommend sitting down and talking about it - possibly with professional help.
rambleramble3 11
Ha the yoke is on you! Or her...?