Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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Top comments
317theterrible 0
Wish i had ur grandpa
BADDiam 4
Cool grandpa you have there.
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Comments (110)
divadro102 16
Each night? Looking at stars much?
tucker3 0
that's uh. a cool grandpa u got right there
MissCuteStack 12
haha that's not creepy at all !!!!! haha I wonder what else ya grandpa does on his free time ... hump 20 year olds ??
smexehXredhead0 0
Jealous...
Piinkdottx3 5
at least your grandpa still has the balls #badass
ImaSoxFan 0
Herbert from Family Guy immediately came to mind.
mickey36 0
eww haha weirdd
baccaz16 0
I hope u live in a nudist neighborhood...
sexxme 9
hahaha I don't understand why you didn't laugh. come on now, that's hilarious.
junz_fml 0
Join him!