Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I found out via a voicemail from my boss that my hours are being cut. He said, "They said I can't fire you, so you'll only be getting 20 hours a week. Starting today." Who'd they give my other 20 hours to? The one person that calls off sick almost daily and is never on time. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, I found out I'm getting a pay cut, a week after I told my boss I need a raise or second job just to afford bills. I made the company 10k last week. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, I found out my reward for topping three of the four employee performance charts was a paycut. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
**** your boss, kill your friend, and soon you will start your path towards world domination :) It's only a matter of time before every person kneals at your feet, begging you to be merciful upon them. Soon, I SHALL RULE FML! I mean, YOU SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
majones 0
sleep with him
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Comments (45)
Ankhurth 0
you say "FYL", not "sucks to be you". snicker got ank'd! lol
hawkie409 0
Perdix, Snickerdoodles, and mermaid... I LOVE YOU! I want to be you....*twichtwich*
erjaguam 0
1. move to another city or town 2. find a new job asap 3. make more friends you don't need bullshit. you only live once.
andruha1123 5
your other picture was hotter ;)
ratmule 0
beat that rat. unjust does not even begin to describe what a wanker the snitch is.
gingersnapper 0
YDI for thinking your co-workers are your *friends* and not wage-slaves that would cut your throat for personal gain.
lostfaithinpppl 19
I agree. Sorry, OP. FYL. Next time don't make "friends" at work. Make friends outside of your work life.
blastvortex 4
If you don't want to take a chance on having friends that betray you, then don't make friends. If you don't want to get in snitched on, then don't do anything that can get snitched on. Last but not least, if you don't want to work at a job where you have to put up with all of the above, then you don't necessarily have to work it. YDI.
dreambig22 0
That is illegal if I were you I would sue!
Falalala243 0
no it isn't..
darkmis1 18
This has lawsuit writen all over it. Sue that company for everything they have.