Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
Discombobulated9 12
Everyone is so mean. It's her body, she's allowed to do whatever the heck she wants with it.
redtigerlily 5
If he was really bothered he would have dumped you. He is definitely showing off to his friends.
DjSmoz 0
ha ha!!! unless, u have some sort of medical condition which makes it harmful or dangerous for u to shave... YDI. why would u stop shaving your legs!?! I'd hate to think about what else u stopped shaving!
rob1976 0
Another stupid bitch that got too comfortable in her relationship. Why would you stop doing the things you did to get you that boyfriend? Did you stop showering, too? Shave your wooly legs and count your lucky stars he didn't dump your inconsiderate ass. I would have.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yeah, we can see why. Just because she stopped shaving doesn't mean she stopped showering too, asshole. Oh look! You're growing a beard? You must have stopped showering. That's gross.
justanotherbird 19
I hope you shave every piece of disgusting hair on your body since you come in with that assuming comment. Where does it say in the FML that she stopped shaving because she got comfortable in the relationship? There are many various other reasons she could have stopped shaving, many of them perhaps being temporary.
f_my_flip_life 5
No woman should have to shave her legs or do anything of the sort for the sole purpose of 'keeping her man happy'. She should be with someone that loves her for her. My boyfriend doesn't mind if I don't shave my legs, but that doesn't mean that I'm just going to stop doing it. I feel like I have nice legs as most other women do, and personally feel a bit gross when they're not shaved.
katplayer 4
Everyone here does realize that most women don't have such a large amount of hair that they will have the human equivalent of fur, right? I only shave my legs when people are going to see them, and even then it's sparse enough and grows slowly enough that I only need to do it once a week. It's not gross, unhygienic, or wrong. It's my body and I'll do what I want with it. Haha, even my boyfriend agrees- my legs aren't so hairy that I need to shave at all. And guess when I got him? Late October, right when I stop shaving. ;3 And on another note, leg shaving isn't an indicator of anything else. I shave my crotch year-round for comfort and hygiene in the summer, and my armpits to prevent body odor. If you don't want to date me because of my habits, whatever, I'll find someone who actually accepts me for who I am and my shaving habits. tl;dr not shaving isn't gross, its op's body, **** off
heydere 0
y wudd u stop shaving ur legs...?
zosfrosty 1
Then shave your legs, Wookie!
rroxie124 5
eww
slcpunk588 0
rightfully so, wookie