Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Trainspotting_fml 9
That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.
futtbuck101 1
Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more
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Comments (354)
Beowulf209 5
well here's a bright idea; SHAVE THE HAIRY BEASTS!!!
darkmis1 18
Well start shaving again. YDI.
koreangirl92 0
ewww what girl stops shaving her legs that's disgusting
rambozombie 0
gross. shave please? only reason to not shave is post break up and sometimes the winter months. but no reason is good enough to dismiss that. ewwwe.
stayawakee 0
If he wanted someone with hairy legs, he'd date a man.
Princess_D33 9
What a rude piece of Schick! C'mon now. You're a Bic girl; no doubt old enough to make your own personal decisions. And if he's saying that behind your back and not to your face, maybe that's a Merkur that your relationship isn't where it needs to be. You may want to leave that boy at Mach3.
deadlydeadd 2
that's ******* gross shave them
snafu63 0
why would you stop shaving them?
nrs132 4
What's with all the sexist comments? A woman should be able to decide if she wants to follow the bland expectations of what a woman should be without getting teased about it. If society was REALLY equal, a man wouldn't care if a woman shaved her underarms and legs or not. Men don't, so why should women have to. If you think hairy legs on a woman is disgusting, look at some of the men out there-they aren't expected to pluck their eyebrows, shave their legs, bikini line, underarms or bleach their upper lip fuzz and no one seems to think that there's anything unjust about that. Women spend thousands of dollars in their lifetimes on this crap and men complain about the money, women complain about the pain. If you really think about it- people should get over their aesthetic idiocy.
dfens 8
Dear Feminazi, Shut the **** up. Thank you, drive through.
ebroski6 0
Do you need your leg hair to keep you that warm?