By boyfriend123 - 18/08/2011 10:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 a.m. because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 711
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Oscar the Grouch? :3

Maybe it WAS watching her!

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Maybe it WAS watching her!

Maybe it was that other FML's neighbour with the wifi password "TheRapistDownstairs" staring at her from the trashcan.

Or maybe it was just the hobo hiding inside...

I totally already said that.

Guess you were tricked by his epic disguise.

that could be a good scary movie

I meant to say that to the guy above you lol

it was oscar

There was probably a hobo in said trashcan. I always feel like...somebody's watching meee!!

She was giving you a bunch of garbage when she said that.

That's just dissin' hobos

Why are so many of these comnents thumbed down? Are FML'ers that cynical that you need a REALLY good joke to get thumbs? Fuck this, I'd rather deal with youtube.

I would have put her in the garbage can and then went back to bed

95 - FML isn't about shits n' giggles.... Someones haavingg a hissyyyyfiiitttt.......

its climbin' in through yo windows, snatchin' yo rubbish up!

I always feel like/somebody's watching me And I have no privacy...

It feels like... Someone... Wants to sell me Something!!!

... Gieco money stack? I think so.

it cud seriously be a ninja in disguise!

Oscar the Grouch? :3

yes, did you think of checking INSIDE the trash can?

2 - Hahaha, that was the first thing that I thought of when I read this

If he goes inside the trashcan, then he'll wind up in Grouchland!

Kids: Oscar you are such a grouch! Oscar: BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASHCAN!!!! IM THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKER ON SESAME STREET!!! NOBODY'S HELPING ME!!!!!

^^^ The truth behind that sad green bastard.

Hell yes for the Dave Chapelle reference

your mom changed my opinion of sesame street. ooooohhhh burnnn! I don't get it.....

^thats not the right way to eat pussy;)

HowAreYouToday 34

Lolz

Anyone think of checking for gnomes? They're sneaky little fuckers.

44 - gotta love chappelle haha. "they even had the nerve to put a pimp on the show. they didn't come out and call him a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. he had the cape and everything. they called him the count. how many slaps do I have to give you?? ahh oneeee ahhh twoooo ahhh threee. threee slapssss aaahh-ahhh-ahhh"

i hope you at least had sex afterwards.... hahaha

Jeez, and I thought WE were supposed to be the pervs...

Women are dirty,some just dont want you to know

#20 is correct to a degree. Not all woman of course, but if you do find one, oh boy it's fun, dirty dirty fun! :)

#20 I think you're right.

Maybe she knew it was just a trash can, and wanted sex as an ulterior motive, but I doubt it. On the bright side, I'm sure they at least cuddled after, assumming OP didn't act mad for being woken up for that.

10 we still are pervs.

We men are the real pervs

Probably the hobo that lives in the trash can. O_o

or some obnoxious alien..

Your girl friend is whack

I instantly thought "tweeker..."

No she's not! THE MIDGETS ENSLAVED BY THE ILLUMINATI ARE IMPRISONED IN TRASH CANS AND ARE FORCED TO SPY ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bin there, done that...

Was that a clever Bin Laden joke? (since he used to be pretty good at hiding)

I was think more along the lines of a trash 'bin'. That would be much more relative anyway.

6 I see what you did there.

33- "Used to be" We shot that mutha fucka in the face. Amurrica, FUCK YEAH!

102- How can you even be sure that you guys did kill him? The little fucker was 'buried at sea' and no one ever even saw his body. You better hope that diver finds him, otherwise there's a suicidal terrorist zombie on the loose.

America ftw!

33 haha that juss made my day :)

37- Oh yeah. That makes a lot more sense.

"Lol" is not an acceptable response.

Lolololololololololol!!!!!11!1!!1!1!!11! Hopefully thats enough of that for everyone, and the end of it

(takes in deep agonizing breath, looks left then right, starts to feel how much pain is being put on by the amount of air in lungs, so much about to explode...) Lol, no.

The trash cans are conspiring against us.

126-*You're stupid as hell.

Many people wake up at 5 am ... This is hardly an FML.

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Cause Oscar the Grouch is stalking errbody out there.

I just stared at your pic for a solid 2 minutes.