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Maybe it WAS watching her!
Maybe it was that other FML's neighbour with the wifi password "TheRapistDownstairs" staring at her from the trashcan.
I lol'd :)
Or maybe it was just the hobo hiding inside...
I totally already said that.
Guess you were tricked by his epic disguise.
that could be a good scary movie
I meant to say that to the guy above you lol
it was oscar
Its okay:)
There was probably a hobo in said trashcan. I always feel like...somebody's watching meee!!
She was giving you a bunch of garbage when she said that.
Why are so many of these comnents thumbed down? Are FML'ers that cynical that you need a REALLY good joke to get thumbs? **** this, I'd rather deal with youtube.
95 - FML isn't about ***** n' giggles.... Someones haavingg a hissyyyyfiiitttt.......
its climbin' in through yo windows, snatchin' yo rubbish up!
I always feel like/somebody's watching me And I have no privacy...
Oscar the Grouch? :3
2 - Hahaha, that was the first thing that I thought of when I read this
If he goes inside the trashcan, then he'll wind up in Grouchland!
Kids: Oscar you are such a grouch! Oscar: BITCH I LIVE IN A ******* TRASHCAN!!!! IM THE POOREST ************ ON SESAME STREET!!! NOBODY'S HELPING ME!!!!!
Hell yes for the Dave Chapelle reference
your mom changed my opinion of sesame street. ooooohhhh burnnn! I don't get it.....
Anyone think of checking for gnomes? They're sneaky little *******.
44 - gotta love chappelle haha. "they even had the nerve to put a pimp on the show. they didn't come out and call him a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. he had the cape and everything. they called him the count. how many slaps do I have to give you?? ahh oneeee ahhh twoooo ahhh threee. threee slapssss aaahh-ahhh-ahhh"
i hope you at least had sex afterwards.... hahaha
Women are dirty,some just dont want you to know
#20 is correct to a degree. Not all woman of course, but if you do find one, oh boy it's fun, dirty dirty fun! :)
#20 I think you're right.
Maybe she knew it was just a trash can, and wanted sex as an ulterior motive, but I doubt it. On the bright side, I'm sure they at least cuddled after, assumming OP didn't act mad for being woken up for that.
Probably the hobo that lives in the trash can. O_o
Bin there, done that...
Was that a clever Bin Laden joke? (since he used to be pretty good at hiding)
6 I see what you did there.
America ftw!
33 haha that juss made my day :)
37- Oh yeah. That makes a lot more sense.
"Lol" is not an acceptable response.
Lolololololololololol!!!!!11!1!!1!1!!11! Hopefully thats enough of that for everyone, and the end of it
LOL!
The trash cans are conspiring against us.
Your a loser
126-*You're stupid as hell.
Many people wake up at 5 am ... This is hardly an FML.
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. Cause Oscar the Grouch is stalking errbody out there.
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Oscar the Grouch? :3
Maybe it WAS watching her!