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  cbaidchris  |  6

44 - gotta love chappelle haha. "they even had the nerve to put a pimp on the show. they didn't come out and call him a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. he had the cape and everything. they called him the count. how many slaps do I have to give you?? ahh oneeee ahhh twoooo ahhh threee. threee slapssss aaahh-ahhh-ahhh"

  josh8215  |  21

Maybe she knew it was just a trash can, and wanted sex as an ulterior motive, but I doubt it. On the bright side, I'm sure they at least cuddled after, assumming OP didn't act mad for being woken up for that.

  IndiRae  |  9

102- How can you even be sure that you guys did kill him? The little fucker was 'buried at sea' and no one ever even saw his body. You better hope that diver finds him, otherwise there's a suicidal terrorist zombie on the loose.

  flockz  |  19

(takes in deep agonizing breath, looks left then right, starts to feel how much pain is being put on by the amount of air in lungs, so much about to explode...)

Lol, no.