Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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thinmint 0
* shudder*
lifesucks159357 0
at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves
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Comments (63)
TheNamesKatii 0
that's ******* hot! wish my parents would do that!!
astory 0
Keep couille man !
onceuponapenis 0
Well you could always invite /your/ girlfriend over and have your mom teach /her/ a few things...hey it might be creepy but it will benefit you in the long run...I hope.
NIRVANAfan123 0
simple solution---- Join them(if your hot....if your not,then forget it, no1 needs to be punished)
hthelittleone 10
wait wait wait. does no one realize that this person STILL lives with their parents?! either young or antisocial lol
heyitsbrii 0
haha omg thats sounds like a shit load of funn! i would use it like all the timee
Richy_2010 0
ewwww old ppl doin it lmfao
pachy78 0
I actually think this rules!
MisstressMary 0
That's ******* awesome!!! I would think that was so awesome if I found that in my parents' room. It would let me know they're having fun still! I'm only 26, but I never want to stop having fun sexually!!! Yay for them!
polarice24 2
of like to see u strippin on that pole naked. then I'd lick ur little pusy an make u give me a *******
Threepac 1
polarice you're now my hero
Kellmaster36 0
scary as all hell.....scarier than fergies face in HD