Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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thinmint 0
* shudder*
lifesucks159357 0
at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves
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Comments (63)
DanielleTheOne 3
LOL if they go away u can look after their house.. bring your bf around :P
cindebaby 0
hahahahaha fyl
timbob101 0
wats Wrong with ur parents?
WhatTheFudgeO_o 0
Wow! *laughs* You're parents are so funny and cool at the same time! XD
Nicksaysheyyy 0
STRIPPER??? OLD LADY??? DOES NOT COMPUTE
CableX17 0
who in this is declared old? dumbass
rubia10 0
hey maybe you can use it too!
dstack0906 0
your just jealouse your parents sex life is better than yours
Mourningstar 4
I admire your dad!
cream_bunny 0
Use them or loose them.