Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
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thinmint 0
* shudder*
lifesucks159357 0
at leaste when u bring ur boyfriend u can teach him some moves
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Comments (63)
girlygirllol8 0
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah. LMAO
jf7609 0
is she available for private parties?
ms_not_so_happy 0
what is wrong with that?
pyrodude185 0
then ur moms a ******* stripper I agree ur life sucks **** ur life and ur moms hahaha
schwinn11 0
I love strippers, I love strippers, I love strippers, there's noth'n better than a ***** who takes her clothes off to entertain men! did I mention that I LOVE STRIPPERS
mrssocal619 0
lol I think u mentioned it lol ;)
sparxva 12
Your parents have a sex life. Big deal. Not an FML, and you're just upset because their world doesn't revolve around you. Put on your big girl pants and get over yourself.
Ninjaface 0
Two words: hidden camera.
Mikedb66 0
This could go either way - is your mom hot?
jamjenni2774 0
U don't belong in their room anyway! get over it!
MyKillz 0
Ful, i feel sorry for you.