Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I explained to my new neighbors that my kids will continue to use the pool in the backyard as they have for years. The neighbor immediately said my kids are not welcome in her yard and she is building a fence. I don’t know how to explain to my sweet babies they no longer have their pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
They... essentially stole your pool...? This is just bizarre. In what universe would anyone, from any walk of life, think this is okay?
Ishinebrightly 8
Take it down.
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Comments (242)
Dante17 6
U have all of a winning and gaining money for that stupidness of them, take advantage buddy, one less stupid neighbor in the neighborhood XD
Cheesecakee 11
Kill them.
abel23 0
I concur!
RainbowHeadache 2
Exactly. Why go through the lengthy process of lawyers & court when you can take care of it in 30 minutes? Then move the fence back. People have killed for less. Lol
skatingalyy 0
ha that comment reminded me of the movie horrible bosses :)
darkmis1 18
Wow. Take down the fence, put a new (and stronger) fence back up where the original one was, and tell your neighbors that if they have a problem, they can speak to your lawyer about it.
jquiggy 0
Let me make this simple, they built a fence on your property. all you have to do is get the zoning board on it.
delta249 2
Just take it down
Ninja_assassinXD 8
Who does that?!? Make them take it down. Charge them. Maybe the police?
meggs2209 0
Wow, I RARELY ever see a true FML anymore. Congrats on you're f'd up life.
yupitssoph 18
Congrats on YOUR f'd up grammar.
annihil8or 15
Wow these ppl r extra stupid
Bebbo_fml 21
You go to city hall to file a complaint about this. You can also charge them through the police, and if there is dmg to your pool or if you have to pay for the new fence, then you sue.
djdumont 0
tear their fence down, build a new one halfway into their yard, and with the grass that's left on their side, burn the message "how's it feel, bitches?" .