Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I explained to my new neighbors that my kids will continue to use the pool in the backyard as they have for years. The neighbor immediately said my kids are not welcome in her yard and she is building a fence. I don’t know how to explain to my sweet babies they no longer have their pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
They... essentially stole your pool...? This is just bizarre. In what universe would anyone, from any walk of life, think this is okay?
Ishinebrightly 8
Take it down.
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Comments (242)
ken12317 7
Someones desperate for a swim
stewpididiot 11
1- I hope your sister is ok 2- # 69 benhemon had the most lucid comment so far 3- I'm gonna have to say that you kinda deserved it for not having someone at least check on your place if not stay there while you were away. No way would I leave my place for any kind of extended period without someone looking after it for me, especially with neighbors as skeezy as yours.
camkillacamcam 2
they sound like wonderful neighbors
otb113 7
Murder them. All of them.
itschrisssybro 8
Your neighbours are pricks! I wouldn't stand for any of that bs. I hope your sister is okay op. :-)
erinbella 6
what assholes...
ZeroIce 12
sue! sue them all! and tear it down :3
Leadamp 7
That is a horrible thing to do. I hope your sister ok and is getting better. What kind of twisted person would take advantage of a situation like that.
MidnightOne 3
"I have a chainsaw. Your fence, or you, will be moved. You have two days to comply. That is all."
ButterflyDestiny 13
You should take them to court. That is part of your property and they are trespassing. Just because they thought you weren't coming back is not an excuse.