onionrings
Gainesville, United States
Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Jenny
United States
Culinary experience
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Anonymous
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Telley21
Rexburg, United States
He had to find out eventually!
Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Anonymous
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he confused them for squid rings.
Jared900DUmpling 30
OMG Onions are my favorite fish too!
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Comments (74)
mattrd_fml 31
They do kinda look like calamari...
buckdharma 38
Sure, they usually school with the sweet and sour fish in the Crisco Bay.
ohSNAPyall 27
What does he think of hush puppies?
ZoroMiHawk 25
You should introduce your husband to Google.
bandaidstations 28
32, My uncle thinks the moon is a piece of pluton that's coming to crush us all in a fiery explosion. Plutons are pieces of Pluto that were destroyed, which is why it isnt a planet anymore. He saw the moon out in daylight for the first time apparently, and honestly thought we were doomed. Morons.
Dexter83_fml 17
Lol that has Peter griffin written all over that haha love it
ghostriley 14
Get a fish tank stick an onion in it and sat I got us a new fish
gintwinsmoore 20
I'm sure you just tear up everytime he does or says anything stupid.
mustangbravo 27
What would ever make him think that?
Edward862 7
Wow. Your life must suck because if this one moment that totally wasn't a bitchy overreaction.
kitkatmiaow 21
What?