Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML
Happy place
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML
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katied4224 0
HA! KiKi is MY nickname.... Make a Sim of him fat and ugly!
TheBicycleDay 0
You'd better find out who the **** this Kiki is! lol
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Comments (128)
staystrongholdon 0
YDI for not being entertaining enough , that your husband had to resort to making fake people on a computer game. Than killing you off. Congradulations Wifie.
Ranoona 0
I love that game! Go on his account and make Kiki dump him >:D
Dogmaw 0
You'd be amazed how common it is for spouses to do that.
Brittanii 0
on a video game... thtsz mean nd crazyyy... hmmm who the hell is kiki??? significantt. other???
OhtheHumanity 3
Wow. Go on his account and mess up his house, or use up all his money either by buying random stuff or by cheating to lower the family funds amount. Make a character for yourself while he's at work or something and make her totally hate Kiki.
Little_adult 0
God bless Sims 3. My sad life would be so lonely without that game.
justanotherhuman 21
OP- ah... heh... /sigh. Wow. FYL. And your e-life:-/
mammygammy 0
she could have died of natural causes and he just made a new one. Or it could mean deeper problems in the relationship that I suggest you work on, if not find help for
EveryDayJackAss 0
can someone please calculate the chances of this actually happening in REAL LIFE....since im bored and just wanna kick back with some popcorn and a few drinks as i watch their chaotic struggle in a game we all call "Our Sad ****** Lives"
blinx354 0
Just gawttah luv de sims 3!