Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
I get around
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
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tinytimmy2 2
Jerry Jerry!!!
HollyoaksFan93 9
The OP is male so the kid isn't actually his it's his brother so his wife/girlfriend must have slept with his brother behind his back..
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Comments (544)
coldsteel106 2
My Brother would have to leave the country! That's the ultimate betrayal.
Chynna92 0
Uhm really?
wazoolol123 7
well if he was your son wouldn't he have came out of you unless you adopted or had a sperm donor?
Just_Peed 0
Read the other comments. Please? you're like close to being the 200th and haven't bothered to glimpse at the others?
I_be_darn 3
WTF? .
modghaith 0
how come!
IsBitchBetter 1
You've been his daddy for his whole life, your brother was the sperm donor. You are the kisser of boo boo's, hug giver and the one who matters. You are that boy's daddy in every way that matters.
tbone666 0
Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy!!! (if it was in Britain ;) )
awardZu 0
If you don't get this FML, very carefully slam your forehead into a long metal spike until it stops hurting. Please.
iamtwiggyme 0
Lol. you know when there's a huge car crash and you don't want to stare but you can't take your eyes off of it? That's how I feel with the countless idiots in this comment thread! I can't stop reading them!
jkenzlee 0
I hope whoever made this realizes that it is impossible unless your sister had a baby at the same at
awardZu 0
I hope you notice the stupidity in your comment after I explain it to you. OP's wife ****** his brother. OP's brother knocked her up. OP's wife passed the kid off as the OP's. OP finds out about it, posts FML.
mofo123 0
that doesn't make sense, how didnt know he was your nephew