Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I got contacted by an arm-chair detective do-gooder who was convinced my dad is a serial killer. I asked around and it turns out the do-gooder is actually prime suspect for a local murder and dismemberment. FML
Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, my dad and two of his hunting buddies started a true crime podcast. It's as bad as you can imagine. FML
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swordidfate 13
At least it's slash fiction and not erotic
MagicStallion 9
Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P
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Comments (95)
TheAngryPrincess 3
Slash is gay.
lwonderful 11
Who cares
crazytrainer 5
why is this a FML? Your dad has a life too .
bummerbums 16
Had to look up slash fiction. ohh myyy. Still, if he wants to write something like that then he will. no YDI or FYL about it.
soapmactavish82 8
That's actually really awesome
worldclassrager 41
If those get made into books he'll get screwed for copyright...the big word here is fiction...
pinguino3669_fml 23
At least he doesn't write slash about cartoon characters. That's what one of my friends spends her summer doing, and it is the most disturbing assemblage of words ever.
menoseloso 13
That's pretty cool actually.
thegreycat_fml 12
Since it's up in the air whether you mean slash as in the context of fanfiction or slash as in slasher movies, I'll simply state that, generally children would prefer NOT to know their parents' hobbies/obsessions/kinks.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
CSI is an awesome series, but it hasn't been the same in years (since Grissom left). I've written fan fiction based on TV shows that I love before, but they were more romance/drama type than slasher. Regardless, your dad could have worse hobbies - like jerking off to **** in your mom's presence (or worse yet, yours), or cheating, stealing, etc. This one is pretty harmless, so it's not that bad. Who knows, maybe he feels the show is lacking for the same reasons many devoted fans do and is trying to improve it.