Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I got contacted by an arm-chair detective do-gooder who was convinced my dad is a serial killer. I asked around and it turns out the do-gooder is actually prime suspect for a local murder and dismemberment. FML
Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding." This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, my dad and two of his hunting buddies started a true crime podcast. It's as bad as you can imagine. FML
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swordidfate 13
At least it's slash fiction and not erotic
MagicStallion 9
Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P
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Comments (95)
redwrath 16
Well then i see this is one "horrifying" discovery YEAAAAAHH!!!!
misspulkadot24 17
So close...yet so far.
redwrath 16
Yeah i messed that one up haha
NopeFuckThat 7
Let your dad embrace his inner fangirl ;)
MissMustard 20
You'll be thanking him if he makes it big one day and spends his earnings on you! Support the guy, he is your dad after all.
allie2590 31
He won't make it big from writing csi slash fiction.
RedPillSucks 33
Someone probably said the same thing about "50 shades of Grey"
processengineer 9
and why is that a problem.
FrankHotpants 31
Not sure I even understand why this is an FML post for OP.
DestinysChampion 17
You see, these are the things they don't want their kids finding.
Rhondaplp 11
You need a life, for you to think this is a FML you must be soo self-absorbed.
lininnes 6
I thought slash fiction is only popular among Asian girls....
FelicityWishes 32
So what?
LennyComa 39
I was fine with Bronies existing and I can even live with Belibers. BUT FANS OF CSI I REFUSE TO BELIEVE. Whens The next Shuttle bus to the Rock people live under?
MidnaLink 35
Get off this planet now, because CSI will be infinitely better than My Gay Pony and Justin Dweeber COMBINED.
CobraLazerFace 21
What the **** are you imbeciles talking about? Very creative names, I think I should point out sarcasm since you probably couldn't comprehend it.
MidnaLink 35
Who? Me or the twit who hates CSI?
LennyComa 39
CSI is utter shit. Complete and Utter bollocks. The best thing about CSI is The Who as the theme's after that I change the channel. Getting off the planet would be sweet, with the Bronies, Belibers, 1D fantards and CSI fans (I really can't believe people like it), Mars seems favourable