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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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You deserved it 6 245

By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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Is she better than me?

By Lovesucks - 02/12/2019 14:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 71

By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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You deserved it 8 166

By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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You deserved it 9 965

Daddy's little girl

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 23:01 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML

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You deserved it 98

LTMcleod 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:26

win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!

crimson46 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:25

that sucks.

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bella2011 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:28

oh wow....

rawrimapenguin 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:31

i feel mental. i dont get it D:

davemania 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:30

well all is good, ur bf is getting money, ur getting some love and ur best frnd is getting the satisfaction seeing u happy!

julzz0012 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:31

that sucks... is she really your best friend??

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

Sharingans only bitch!

KenMcGormick 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:35

sharingan??? u mean the sasuke sharingan?

artemisrox98 10

Thursday 18 November 2010 4:21

Lol.. Naruto Abridged... :D

katamouth 1

Monday 15 February 2010 23:32

your best what

guitarheropimp2 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:36

hooker!!!

bethan1 4

Monday 15 February 2010 23:36

does that make your boy friend a hooker?

goober843 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:37

WTF did my boyfriend go?

il0velamp 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:38

twenty-seventh

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:42

snickerdoodles.....I want to curbstomp your ugly mug...^_^

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Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML

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Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML

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Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's husband heard us having sex, but he's so naive, he believed her when she said we were just watching porn. FML

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Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

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Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML

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