By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
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LTMcleod 0

win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!

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vbear2011 0

how much is he getting paid? cause i need a new job.

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Honda288 2

Damn grammar police (#18) strikes again!

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broke_otaku 3

but you know your best friend is dependable and cares for you

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perdix 29

Does your boyfriend charge your best friend a flat fee for each date or does he give her an itemized invoice for services rendered? Gigolo, Inc. Rate Sheet Hugs $2 Kisses (closed mouth) $2 Kisses (open mouth) $4 per minute - Tongue $1.50 per thrust Boob Suck $8 per nipple Fingering $15 *********** $35 - Nasty Snatch Penalty Fee $200 **** $75 Anal market price ******** (received only) N/C

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AngryNinja 1

pers has stunned us with his memorizing of corporate charts. ;)

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fmlanonymous_00 0

On the bright side, you have a very loyal friend. ;)

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jennjennsofly 7

what a friend eh? i would probably just dump him and never talk to ur friend for a while

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shab677 0

It sucks that you don't have a boyfriend but look on the bright side. You have an awsome friend. He/ She is soo awsome that they even wasted money on you.

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Winsome 1

Dump the creep and save your best friend some money.

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