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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2020 05:02

Today, I found out my parents paid my "best friend" to be my friend for the past 7 years. She's my only friend too. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 03:30 - United States - Crowley

Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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Is she better than me?

By Lovesucks - 02/12/2019 14:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a ring that cost 10 times more than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 23:01 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML

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LTMcleod 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:26

win win, you get free food and your friend loves you!

crimson46 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:25

that sucks.

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rocket319 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:15

I don't get how this is an FML... at least you have a friend who willingly and regularly gives up her money just to see you happy.

cassdede 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:16

it depends how much was she paying him... jk

blademaster23 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:17

ur falt

asphyxia_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:22

At least she has a friend to do that. The nicest thing my "friend" has ever done was ask out the girl i was crushing on for the past 3 years. "/

purpledp12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:39

that really does suck!!

samantha_durano 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:41

what does stfu mean?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:44

STFU= Shut the f**k up.

GiganTronic 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:45

Shut The **** Up: STFU.

GiganTronic 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:47

You win this time, mermaid!

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:01

Dude... She always wins... Even when she loses.

samantha_durano 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:46

okay thankks:)

XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:51

snickerdoodles....I want to curbstomp your ugly mug....have a nice day!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:53

jollykilla704 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:08

you have such a nice best friend :)

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Today, I had to give advice to my best friend and love of my life. What kind of advice? What to wear while on a date with some guy. We're roommates, and she wouldn't stop telling me about everything when she got home. This happens on a regular basis. FML

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