Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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YANKSFAN4EVER 0
As soon as possible is 2 months away? Really it doesn't sound right since u said as soon as possible and apparently that's 2 months away.
KingDingALing 9
74- I don't think having 3 dicks is a good thing...
RPattzs_gurl 0
FYL OP. I got my 4 wisdom teeth out this summer and it was horrible! The blood in my mouth tasted so nasty I wanted to throw up! Only the first couple of days are horrible then in 2 weeks you'll be fine.
zp5 4
77 I agree. you can only ********** with two because you only have two arms! D: that leaves the third one all sad and just sittin there... that would be dick assault!
cradle6 13
it's not that bad. you'll spend a few days in a daze. I didn't even have any pain due to the painkillers.
ksm80128 0
I'm doing the same thing. quit complaining it's inevitable.
lissa922 6
I know ur pain I had ankle surgery over christmas break last year
joshsgirlfriendd 0
hahaha my wisdom teeth never grew :D and OP's story is totally credible because all sorts of weird stuff can happen with teeth. like when my cousin and I were 9 she had a tooth grow in the middle of the roof of her mouth (like not even near her teeth) and she would show me it and wiggle it but a couple months later she got it removed. ya, weird I know.
Bedul 0
Exactly the same thing happened to a friend of mine, but instead of removing the teeth, they moved it into the correct place lol
boatkicker 5
Oh that it weird. I've got 3 extra teeth in my mouth (two extras on top, one extra on the bottom) They're super tight together too. My dentist was giving me a hard time about flossing once, and I tried to explain to him that I simply couldn't get floss between my teeth. He tried and couldn't do it either. I ended up getting a water pick, but my teeth are rather frustrating already. I'm dreading when my wisdom teeth come in. There isn't any room for them in my mouth.
KlaysonRoque 0
just got all four of mine removed yesterday sucks ass! and I'm in so much pain all I do is sleep! my cheeks are so swollen my boyfriend asked what I had in my mouth hahaha! so all the luck to you!
aroha999 0
That is nothing compared to what I have to get. This Christmas I have to get jaw surgery. My cheeks will be swollen for half a year and my jaw will be wired shut for six weeks. And I'm supposed to get my driver's license in January.
bachooka 5
whoa dude... put that shit up as an fml!! that's craz sucky!!