Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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Comments (225)
kittyliciouss 1
at least u get 2 trip balls on the medicine! :)
drmarki 0
me too
thebluewizard 14
Yeah, and I had bronchitis when I had mine removed. And it was over winter vacation. Get over it.
Mondays 27
Whoa :O You beat me, I had only two extra wisdom teeth. I feel for you :'D
jellybeans24 0
i had 5 teeth taken out and it barely hurt so i doubt it'll be that bad
LilaBear 2
you do realise there's a difference between simply getting teeth pulled out, and having un-erupted teeth extracted?
Poyzinblud 0
I had all four teeth taken out and was ready to go in 2 days. It's not that bad. Stop your bitching, enjoy the vicodin and for ****'s sake, don't **** with anything in your mouth while you're healing up. Shit WILL hurt.
jojobeanz 0
who has 8 thingys thas like alien? I'm thinking guiness book of world records?
AnnlieseMoon 0
It isn't THAT bad getting your wisdom teeth removed. I've had it done.
zezizzebezt 0
Wow 8?? How the **** did u manage that?
Kiwimike92 5
uhh get the aftermath on video! you'll be a hit on youtube!! lol. but im sorry :(