Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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jackie31337 0
I found out during my first semester of college that all of my wisdom teeth were embedded sideways in my jawbone, and had to have them removed over Christmas break. I highly recommend general anesthesia, and definitely take whatever painkillers they prescribe you!
TurboTalon 0
I went out the same day/night that I got mine out... I was 17 tho. I feel bad for anyone who waits till they're older.
babyseacow 2
The pain is no where near excruciating. The amount of teeth changes nothing, you will only be sore. The only thing that I could kind if understand pouting for would be the food restrictions, that I actually paid no attention too and I did just fine. At least you won't have to do and make up work or be seen at school all fatfaced? :D
Liips 0
Dont worry, it doesn't hurt too bad, and if you explain your concern to the receptionist and ask her to put you on a waiting list, you might get ahold of a cancellation or two and get it done sooner.
imright24 0
It's over 2 months away and you're whining and crying already. You don't know if your face will swell and you don't know how painful it's going to be. I had all 4 of mine out at once, got neither, and was eating solid food the next day. Damn, I hate whiners.
hannah6 0
I had all of my wisdom teeth pulled at once over christmas break my sophomore year of college. It only really sucked for like a day or two. I didn't even swell. And you get badass painkillers. That was actually one of the best christmas breaks I ever had. Seriously.
ravenxcorvinus 9
wowz 8?! lol tht really sux op.. tho ik da feeling, u bettr b gett'n some damn gud happy pills 4 ur recovery :)
kristidgranger 3
I had mine done and no problems. I don't know what everyone cries about. I left the office and literally ate fried chicken like 20 mins after leaving the office. suck it up!
42billybob 5
agreed^^ I slept most of the first day, then went to my girlfriends cottage on day two. Eating solid foods and everything. Keep ice/cold packs/frozen peas/something on it often enough and you shouldn't even get swelling. You REALLY shouldn't be out of commission for 3 weeks. It's psychological... if you want to feel miserable, you will.
eskaggs10 0
the exact same thing happened to me! it sucked so bad! sorry
vostokova 0
WTF?! so you say that you have 36 teeth?! if that's true...... HOLY CRAP!!!