Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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Bree_1216 0
Owww
damainzer 0
dude they don't hurt that much
Independantlove 0
sucks to be youuuu!!!!!! I never got mine!!! >:3 guess im just awesome like that, or you got mine ;) hehe I see pain killers in ur future. have fun xP
Sanchez2021 0
I only had 3.. And I also had to get them taken out during Christmas break along with a tooth on each side of my top teeth for my braces.. It wasn't even that bad of an experience. The worst part was only eating soup watching all my family eat real food..
Sanchez2021 0
I only had 3.. And I also had to get them taken out during Christmas break along with a tooth on each side of my top teeth for my braces.. It wasn't even that bad of an experience. The worst part was only eating soup watching all my family eat real food..
Sanchez2021 0
I only had 3.. And I also had to get them taken out during Christmas break along with a tooth on each side of my top teeth for my braces.. It wasn't even that bad of an experience. The worst part was only eating soup watching all my family eat real food..
nickstud 0
honestly, your sore for 2 at the most. it's not bad
dreamering 16
My comments are not showing up. Anyway, what I was trying to say to 74 is that: on the bright side, the OP would have spent the Christmas break removing his two dicks, or at least one according to 76. The pleasure of having 2 or 3 dicks is subject to interpretation. If the 3rd dick is orphan because it doesn’t match or it can’t couple with the number of hands, then we can speculate that the OP could or should have had 3 arms to match 3 dicks in order to achieve maximum pleasure.
kolidospaz 0
Sucks! I had to deal with the same thing four years back, except I only had four. :( And the drugs wore off before my dad got the pain killer perscription for me, so definately get it on the way home!
pradokidd 0
whoever put you deserve it are a bunch of bitches, getting your wisdom teeth pull out is no joke, especially 8 of them, most excrutiating pain ever.