Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML
Today, I went to the dentist and found out I still have a wisdom tooth. I got all four out last summer… or at least I thought I did. Now I have to go back and get it removed. Again. FML
Today, after a year or more of suffering with wisdom tooth pain, I finally had all 4 removed a few days ago. Relief? No. I’m in more pain now than I’ve ever been, and I can’t even eat for comfort. FML
Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML
Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML
Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Lilllly_1316 0
& there's "sumthing" called spell-check. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(
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mlwpeanut 0
The same thing happened to me so guess what? I took some pain mess slept for a few days and got over it.. Congrats your a wimp!
guradian207 1
Stop complaining I had mine pulled in boot camp and was running jumping screaming and pushing the deck the next day. You'll be fine.
kandy92 0
Don't worry too. I had to do the exact same shit
FightingOne 0
I believe, this is a bunch of bull. People are being born without wisdom teeth now, because we have not needed them for thousands of years. No way you would be born with twice as many, your jaw wouldnt fit that many even before they grew through.
DustyStorm 16
Had six.....I feel 3/4 of your pain....and open sockets, no sutures for the gaping holes. Hopes you at least had that therefor avoiding dry socket.... Ugghhhh.... FYL
insomniac8400 13
@42- that's awesome but kinda random. and not to be a dick but it's more like '**** the po-lice'
dillonManning 9
It's called prescription pain killers
cynically 19
Wow that sucks OP. I only have 3 wisdom teeth and they don't need to be removed yet :)
DustyStorm 16
I had six removed for spring break...I'm feeling for ya!
CoriCat 25
It doesn't hurt that bad. Suck it up. I've had it done. It's really not that bad.