Health: Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

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Comments

WhoopsMyBad459 7

Monday 30 April 2012 23:23

I've been humped by a bulldog before. My friends just sat there laughing but I ended getting deep scratches.

martinez121797 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:26

Should have it go at till it was out of breath

Mortoli 30

Thursday 5 June 2014 10:39

Next time kick the dog in the balls

dannnngthatsux 19

Friday 6 February 2015 23:30

And where do we kick you?

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:06

Who deserves a Milkbone?

queenofbrooklyn 6

Saturday 13 February 2016 6:25

Wow, just like when females try to resist men

dihannasaurus 9

Friday 1 July 2016 5:16

it would be rape if it continued humping after hurting you

sallygee 9

Thursday 20 June 2019 4:09

if its your dog you should get him fixed. he'll stop humping.

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