Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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glassisass 0
here is what you should do. just keep getting pregnant. you will not have a period. you'll just be a *****. oh well. what works for you
shuangxuewei 0
Yea, that works until, you know, you start bleeding after childbirth. But it's a good thought.... >.>
servili007 0
fail wrong FML
DameGreyWulf 0
I don't even know what to say. Part of me says "suck it up" because I doubt you suddenly developed a phobia of blood ("Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out [...]") and, of course, I don't find period blood much like other blood... But at the same time, can't really say "YDI" either
stalkerkitteh 6
what is 'YDI'?
mikuxxhatsune 32
They should make a button like IDGAF (I don't give a fck) or something.
Doorhandle57 0
you're lucky you haven't gotten your period yet. usually period blood isn't really the same as witnessing, say, someone's arm bleeding. But who know's for you.
ddlovatolover 23
I think what OP means is that she got her first period, and puked and passed out at the sight of her period blood.
ddlovatolover 23
Aaand I just realised I was on 'random' and I commented on this nearly 6 years too late.
sucks4you5 0
ehh just suck it up
Me27 0
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it! I'm 22 and have had it for 13 years.
snapdragon1100 7
Since you were 9? I find that doubtful…
MEAT_CURTAINS 5
My mum started her period when she was 11 so it could be true. Didnt realise how gross this was till i wrote it down.....
Amanyyyyyy 29
407- My neighbor had her first one when she was 9.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
My sister got her first period when she was 9. I felt so bad for her, I got mine when I was 13.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Very possible. Got mine at 12 but my cousin got hers at 9. We got it at the same time, except she is 3 years younger than me.
waterynuggets 0
Jebus forbid if you discover you have Endo or anything that causes you to have extremely heavy periods then.
helpmeiamblind 0
Question Not Aimed At OP: Why do people block comments like #18? It's not right. You shouldn't censure someone just for saying something you don't agree with.
GreenAlbatross 3
Usually things get voted down because they are offensive, stupid or mean. This comment pops up on almost every FML posted by a girl, and fulfills all three categories. People can still click on the link that will show the comment, but most people just don't want to have to read that shit all the time. You can look at it all you want if that makes you happy. But what you're talking about is like saying that everyone should have to watch/hear normally censored words and images on the television because they're part of the overall program, whether or not they want to. But, y'know, the uncensored versions always exist on the internet.
iljajlm 4
I agree with Albatross. And i also think it's hilarious that they bury his comment complaining about burying comments. Lol
slinkiess 0
You're 16 and you suddenly develop a fear of blood? How have you gone that long without seeing blood? And periods come for everyone and many people have a phobia of blood; you're not the only one. This isn't an FYL or YDI, just suck it up because for 40 more years, you'll have periods.
Joe2794 0
Suck it up, wuss. My sisters are big wusses but NOWHERE near you. Wow this is just sad.