Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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paperfox_fml 0
Aww, don't worry about it. The fainting and puking was probably caused by a combination of fear (the first time you see blood in your pants IS somewhat alarming), bloodloss, awful cramps, and general hormonal craziness rather than just the sight of the blood. Next time it won't be so bad. Painkillers, frequent snacks, and lots of lazing around under a duvet will help.
UnicornsDoExist 0
it didnt even look like blood in my pants my first. i thought i crapped my pants! altho i knew better cuz i didnt feel anything...
bexox 0
Not to mention, a lot of women actually feel nauseated during their periods. Best of luck, OP
prettykitty123 0
Periods hurt a lot
SimpleSimon 0
So does getting stabbed in the pancreas...
Themaineaddict 0
Hahahahahahaa agree with 39
S1lly 0
Obviously seeing someone elses blood is alot different to seeing your own. Also, seeing your own period probably won't be the same because you obviously haven't hurt yourself and you're SUPPOSED to be bleeding. Suck it up.
PotatoBlankey39 2
Well look at it this way, At least you now have a reason to face your fears! :-D
paperfox_fml 0
You're a bloke, right, #40? Knowing what one's period blood is like in comparison to other blood is nothing to do with Twilight. The blood is in your ******* pants, it's on your tampon/pad, it turns the water in the toilet bowl red, it streaks the sides of the toilet, you have to wipe multiple times after pissing before the toilet paper stops being soaking wet with blood and you can pull your pants up again... it's pretty ******* hard not to be intimately acquainted with one's period blood. And no, it's not much like other types of blood. You want the gory details? Sure! It's thicker, lumpier, and depending on the girl and stage of the period it's sometimes a different colour. Occasionally there are mucus-ey clumps...
korpik_fml 0
this reminds me of that stephen king book, "Carrie." If you get it this late, isn't that kind of bad? Oh yeah, and the whole puking thing kind of sucks too...
stormoftara 0
There is nothing wrong with getting it that late. I got mine two months after my 15th birthday. I'm just really small. To OP: I felt the same way at first, but since period blood comes so often, the feeling went away really quick. You'll be fine!
DameGreyWulf 0
Because it comes from my ****** rather than a wound, and that is what is supposed to happen. I am not dying. That is why it is not much like other blood. Also, it doesn't really LOOK like other blood. [edit] Aw, darn it, I've been beat :c Well, you said it better than I did.
Mardy_Bum_fml 0
You had never seen blood before. And you're 16. Dude. What have you been doing your whole life?
kcakes12 0
you haven't seen blood your whole life? where did they keep you? i agree. natural process; got a long time to get over it. so quit crying.
DameGreyWulf 0
Also, yeah, what in the world made you associate what I said with Twilight?
caancoha 0
15: I have a really heavy flow, always. It literally pours out of me. I took out my tampon once and it just exploded. So, maybe don't assume that everyone has the same amount of period discharge.
plethora 3
EXPLODED?? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!