Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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mastory96 0
oh, and to the OP, grow some ovaries, and get over it. :] no pun intended.
Randomgurl27Q 4
Try to see if you and just not look, if it doesn't work don't feel embrrasses to ask your doctor to be put on the pill that only gives you 3/4 periods a year. I'm sure they'll understand.
FlippyFloppies 0
you're 16 .. and you haven't gotten your period ? WTF .
kk8293 0
You'll get over it. Once a month for a good chunk of your life is enough to make you used to periods and blood.
Eschen515 0
Dont look at ur blood then
HawK2k9 0
Lmao..Reading these comments I can only say one thing...Loverly.. And OP look I there are certain things that aren't best posted around the internet is there..Because right now you are being humiliated by complete strangers who are slowly, but surely, eating away at your soul bit by bit...Poor you..FYL on the hemophobianess btw
MadeOfAwesome 1
Period blood isn't the same as regular blood. So you probably won't freak out as much. Btw, you don't get just hundreds of periods throughout your life. More like thousands. Does that help? xP
DameGreyWulf 0
Once a month, every year, for about... ah... 30 - 50 years, depending on the person, doesn't reach a thousand. Certainly feels like it though.
MadeOfAwesome 1
pimpin88, women actually have a higher pain tolerance than men (:
plexico 3
When you feel your period coming on, use pads. Wrap a bunch of them around your head to prevent brain damage from your inevitable falls. You'll look like an idiot, but your brain with thank you for it.
Intoxicunt 5
Plexico made me LOL, as usual. However, I believe he means "will", not "with". :D
Kwenami 5
You poor soul. I sympathize, i got mine when I was camping with my dad and his girlfriend. Mom was nowhere in sight and I ended up asking his girlfriend to help me out. In reply to the original FML - Try to calm down and get used to it. It might have only been the one time because of cramps or something, I get sick from cramps too which is somewhat more normal. You can only get so paranoid, and it's probably better to calm yourself down first than to work yourself up to the point where you pass out over it all the time. Plus, you'll be able to feel when it's happening not just see it. Maybe it'll help?
latenights 0
Don't worry. My sister passes out every time she sees blood, but her period has never bothered her. It's different. The same sister also didn't get her period until she was 17. Comes with being a competitive gymnast. It's not all that uncommon.