Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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epicwinmaster 0
they dont make women like they used to.....
lolwatlol 0
Get pregnant to avoid blood
niceNeasy 0
period blood isn't the same as regular blood, i've always been petrified of blood but it doesn't bother me when i get my period. you'll be fine.
kayceesaysfyl 0
soo..you passed out cuz of your period? there's a difference between needles and blood and period, and blood. you'll get used to it.
Cupcake10 0
which means hundreds more passing out and puking sessions to come!
pineapples_fml 5
i read this and then asked my 7 year old cousin how to spell sight and I gave him an example "today, a girl fell off her bike and fainted after the sight of her own blood" he then proceeded to spell sight (s-i-g-h-t) and then as he started to walk away he giggled to himself and i asked him what was so funny. he said "that was such a silly story, why would anybody faint looking at blood?" good question, alex
whatheffers 0
she might not actually be afraid of the blood. a lot of times when a girl gets her period (first time or not) she can be nauseous/lightheaded. even if she didn't feel it before, the sight of blood might cause those feelings. my friend skips school every time she gets it because she passes out like that.
DameGreyWulf 0
That is because she probably has an iron deficiency. Women often get it because of our periods. Tell her to get iron pills, and she'll be fine instead of missing possibly important days of school.
iljajlm 4
Damn girl...I have to compliment you on your knowledge. You definitely know what you're talking about
theanonimouse 0
LOL @ "nauseous" While the period itself may seem "nauseous" to you, I wouldn't consider someone experiencing their first menstrual cycle "nauseous." However, they may feel nauseated. Also, I suffer from iron-deficiency anemia, and my period definitely makes it a ton worse, especially during heavy flow, (which is almost always). Your friend should probably be tested for that; taking supplements is a real easy fix, gives you tons more energy, and helps prevent the inevitable hair loss associated with iron deficiency. Works wonders for me!
MzMegs 20
I always feel pretty sick on the first day of my periods. I just consider myself lucky that it's not as bad as some of the other commenters on this FML.
DameGreyWulf 0
"prevent the inevitable hair loss associated with iron" Oh fu- They didn't tell me that one. I guess I better start getting on my pills then. So much for being knowledgeable.
Ibeapirate 0
You're screwed. FYL.
kibblesnbits1053 0
Today, you realized you couldn't spell "sight." FYL.
melilikiki 0
That's the stupidest thing I've ever read, I get sick at the SIGHT of blood too, and I don't freak out every time I get my period. You were just looking for something to put on the site.