charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
big_bail
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Words is hard
Today, when I got to a family reunion, I realized I've been on the internet for so long that I've forgotten how to have an actual conversation with real people. Now I'm the "Weird Uncle." FML
Anonymous
Don't give a shit
Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML
stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Top comments
yolibeth221 9
If the shoe fits
Conn3ct 9
Every family has one. Someone has to do.
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Comments (78)
CharlizeWasHere 2
Well That's awkward. ..
Jezzikah 11
Uncle Brian? Is that you? Lol
ThatKid122 5
Now how are you the creepy uncle? Cause mine once put his hand in my back pocket during a picture, I took it out and then he put it back in.
RedPillSucks 33
Oh crap! Was that you? I'm so sorry (not really)
russianboss123 17
Somebody has too be the creep.
eternal_malaise 10
Don't worry about it unless your nieces and nephews start writing stories about you.
worldclassrager 41
That can change unless your the only uncle...then your brother is the creepy uncle of your family....
dread514 11
embrace the creepiness...
olpally 33
Good, the less you have to do for your family in general :) haha. More time to go out! Take advantage op!
Typicall 21
So how do you feel?
harp 9
With both hands....
Neesalun 20
Aw! Sad!!