charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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big_bail
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Words is hard
Today, when I got to a family reunion, I realized I've been on the internet for so long that I've forgotten how to have an actual conversation with real people. Now I'm the "Weird Uncle." FML
Anonymous
Don't give a shit
Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML
stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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yolibeth221 9
If the shoe fits
Conn3ct 9
Every family has one. Someone has to do.
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Comments (78)
RedPillSucks 31
The awkward moment when you realize the overly developed girl you told your family about is only 12.
Bluelephant88 5
I'm the crazy aunt in my family lol
FrankHotpants 31
Good olde uncle Buck.
ghil15 8
is that a good thing or bad thing to know??...
natywantspeace 7
Have fun with it
Emiler98 11
Maybe you should work on that :)
frip_fml 9
Charlie chester, child molester. Google it.
molliciousj 19
My creepy uncle had been divorced 3 times, was accused of molestation and had a very very lazy eye. I'm curious to find out how you got the creepy uncle title...
srogue74 5
welcome to the creepy uncle group new guy.
Anonomusturd 9
Yeah, but who was your source? The pathological-liar nephew? The mad-every-day grandpa? Perhaps the drama-queen mother in law? It's all relative