charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
big_bail
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
Words is hard
Today, when I got to a family reunion, I realized I've been on the internet for so long that I've forgotten how to have an actual conversation with real people. Now I'm the "Weird Uncle." FML
Anonymous
Don't give a shit
Today, I realized that I'm a horrible uncle, I have two nephews and I don't know their age, nor birthday. They are twins. FML
stalkered
United States
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Top comments
yolibeth221 9
If the shoe fits
Conn3ct 9
Every family has one. Someone has to do.
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Comments (78)
whyisitme12 19
Better than the drunken one who is in and out of jail
yscpunkchick 14
The creepy uncle in my family is also the drunken one that's in and out of jail. A real winner, that one is.
perdix 31
Time to sell the panel van with "Free Candy" painted on the side on Craigslist. You might not be able to get rid of that moniker, but you'll probably meet some people with similar interests. ;)
Mobyman30 9
Chester Molester
Wizardo 34
Well then this calls for a holiday and finding the inner cool in yourself and coming back as a transformed uncle... put on the aviators OP.
Sweet_Meli 11
Well shit, atleast your not the pervert of the family , if that makes you feel any better :p
UnicornFarts 15
Sometimes the creepy uncle is the pervert.
DJisHere11 19
Because you?...
ninjuh_wingman 29
That's how it works. Everyone has a creepy uncle in the family. If you can't see it, then it's you.
jnaust 8
If this is true...... Then I'm a creepy uncle too :( I'm the only uncle, so I guess that makes me the looser uncle and cool uncle as well?!?! O.o
Dre27 20
Just take the trench coat off...
TheDrifter 24
No!! Creepy uncle might not have anything on under the trench coat.
olpally 33
^exactly drifter... Lol.
Jemm_fml 29
It's okay Fester.
maemismile 22
I think we need more information here.