Cars and Transportation: Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage... - FML

By FlatTire - 13/02/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML

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Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML

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By Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace - 31/01/2013 11:34 - United States - Riverside

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Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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By Matt L - 21/08/2020 14:07 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML

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sunnysurfchick 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:58

sorry, that does suck ass. as far as your driving skills, we all have done stupid shit.

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:06

I know how you feel here in Massachussets new potholes are created every damn Winter. Some are hard to avoid.

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lady132 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:04

may I suggest driving lessons? I did so I could save money I'm my car insurance and they teach you a lot of different things

Molord1 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:08

ummmm that is definitely not what she said...

ArmedcrackerR6 8

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:24

I wouldn't call that a skill but I would call it driving like an asshole.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:41

Must be a woman driver there's no skill there, hitting every pothole and bump in the road comes natural to female drivers...

valri3 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:48

So that's why people avoid potholes...

jordy_lynne_985 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 15:52

this was really a horribly worded post.

s3kShUn47 20

Sunday 29 March 2015 5:25

It's grammatically correct though, so..

DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:01

The Dude- could you possibly use worse grammar and punctuation and be more sexist in your next comment? I'm sure everyone would appreciate it. Thanks so much.

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:07

If he does write it then it'll probably go something like this, Doc. Ahem... "LOL U NEED TO STOP DRIVING BECAUZE ALL FEMALES SHOULD B IN DA KITCHEN MAKING ME A SANDWICH FEMALES CAN'T DRIVE LOLZERS"

blitz426 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:21

haha classic...

ben1122a 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:26

in soviet russia, cars blow up. so stdu :p

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