Cars and Transportation: Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage... - FML

By FlatTire - 13/02/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I found out that I have enough driving skills to manage to hit a pothole and have two of my tires go flat. FML

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Bad car day

By Jess - 12/03/2021 14:01

Today, I got not one but two flat tires after hitting two separate potholes big enough to take chunks out if my original rim and to bend the shit out of my spare. This was in about a 3 mile radius and within minutes of each other. FML

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By Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace - 31/01/2013 11:34 - United States - Riverside

Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML

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Goddamn it

By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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Potholed out

By Murphy’s Christmas - 13/12/2018 13:30

Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML

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Infrastructure bill

By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 02:00

Today, I ran over a pothole that was so small it barely qualified as a hole, more like a dent than a hole, but somehow it was still enough to completely crack the rim of my tyre and made me 3 hours late to work. I get paid by the hour, so this will hurt by paycheck. FML

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By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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Feeling let down

By Ryan - 27/06/2021 02:01

Today, after my fourth flat tire, I realized that I've had more flat tires in the last 2 years than months in relationships throughout my entire life. I'm 27. FML

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The Brian Harvey

By Yougotmail - 17/07/2022 06:00

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01

Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML

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Bad day

By Matt L - 21/08/2020 14:07 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I discovered a nail in the tire of my car and a nice sized crack on the screen of my phone. I didn't think the day could get worse, until on my way to fix my tire, the cherry of my cigarette fell off and burned a huge hole in my driver's seat. This was my day off. FML

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sunnysurfchick 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:58

sorry, that does suck ass. as far as your driving skills, we all have done stupid shit.

NuyoRicanGirl 3

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:06

I know how you feel here in Massachussets new potholes are created every damn Winter. Some are hard to avoid.

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:48

I will do my best next time, I still stand by my statement even if my drunk grammar is not up to par.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:56

also @25 did the pic change make it more sexist for ya? It has been a proven fact that males insurance rates have dropped and females have gone up, call it sexist if you want but the proof is in the numbers..

Ikdiy2009 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:00

in pa, it's impossible to avoid hitting potholes because they are everywhere, and they are huge!! the same thing has happened to me.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:03

srry? thts? and you feel like what I say is bad? lol people that live in glass houses.....well you already know

TheIndieStar 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:05

So, in short, you found out you don't really have any driving skills at all.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:14

you mad bro?

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:27

Ahh so the "bro" thing did get to you lol, I love trolling.

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:33

lol I'm done with ya, now go make me a sandwich like kingdingaling said in the other post haha wow he can see the future

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:41

Ahh the "bro" got to you huh ru-Paul ?

The_Dude_Abides_ 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 18:02

you are what you eat right?

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