Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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RyeBreadBoy
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This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P
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gozar_fml
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You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.
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RyeBreadBoy
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This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P
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ILIEKGIRLS
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then what does "stick it in her pooper" mean?
:>
:>
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sdcrazy1018
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Mmhmmm. Quote from Katie in Horton Hears a Who....girls "eat rainbows and poop butterflies" nuf said
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suaveneanderthal
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next time she does this, grab her up off the toilet, shove your dick in her ass hopefully as a nice big log is coming out then continue to fuck her until your cock is covered in her shit, then get her on her knees and facefuck her till you orgasm. and it'll never happen again.
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Masenko7
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HA HA FUCKIN HA!! made my day!xD
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Xrandomkrisx
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hahah omg thats horrible! but so funny
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Meme1988
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u r sick!
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rachbat00
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Haha good one
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johnwin
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lol, pretty big hurdle if u ask me.
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GnaR_KiLL5150
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That's romance baby, welcome to the rest of your relationship
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GodOfBeer
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repost? either was the same or genders reversed
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fruitschinpo
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ikr ! it's reposted but genders rseversed !
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Horde
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Wow, big deal.
There should be a "not a FML" button on this site
There should be a "not a FML" button on this site
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DameGreyWulf
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I suggested something similar, but was told it would overcomplicate things.
Though I think I get why this is an FML... perhaps she said the next step stuff and he assumed something bigger, but his hopes literally went to shit?
Though I think I get why this is an FML... perhaps she said the next step stuff and he assumed something bigger, but his hopes literally went to shit?
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blastvortex
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Actually, what this site really needs is a "So what?" button.
@OP: Accidents happen, and so does this shit. Can it.
@OP: Accidents happen, and so does this shit. Can it.
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avoidthegirl
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I vote for a "boo-freakin'-hoo" button.
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expen_dable
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ugh, of course there was a "you are just so immature! MY boyfriend and I LOVE to watch each other shit because we are just so mature!" comment right away
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Subtext
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And I always thought the next step would be farting in front of each other...
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Blood_Rose_Intox
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I agree, a "boo-freakin'-hoo" button sounds like a good idea.
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aero_fml
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Boo hoo. ^Also agree with #4^
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IMB916
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EWWW. I would NEVER want to be in that kind of relationship. Just, ew. shit is not sexy
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waterynuggets
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Good luck dating someone who doesn't shit.
I mean, it could happen, I guess. Lulz. Just close the door when you walk by, goddamn it's not that big of a deal.
I mean, it could happen, I guess. Lulz. Just close the door when you walk by, goddamn it's not that big of a deal.
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QTp13
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@ # 9 IMB916 should date someone who is bulimic - voila! problem solved for him
@ OP: That is too funny. Us girls can really do silly things sometimes. FYL
@ OP: That is too funny. Us girls can really do silly things sometimes. FYL
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emmapandian
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true.
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lokar_ogar
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Dude not everything has to be about sex. You really need to get over yourself.
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DameGreyWulf
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A tad inconsiderate of your girlfriend, if you ask me. Or does she think her shit don't stink?
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lovelypants
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That's crusty, can't she just leave the door closed?
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lil_ham1644
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Crusty?? I could understand crappy, but not crusty
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gozar_fml
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You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.
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AtoZnumbersand_
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LMAO
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kimilei
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Fuckin right! haha That'll definitely teach her a lesson about locked doors lmfao
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PeopleRSoDumb
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Woah. I don't even want that to happen when I get married. FYL dude, FYL.