Must be Venom then. Spidey's much too nice for that.

most definitely. my favorite part about my mornings are when im relaxing, getting prepared for my day to come and then i get scared shitless.

I agree with #2! definitely stealing op's idea!!

Well, at least it wasn't a real spider, right?

Ifunny is stupid

48, married, awaiting second grandchild.

Nope. Still hilarious

I'm sorry, 48, but I don't know many people who are 48 and have grandchildren. My parents were 48 when I went highschool, so it might just be where I'm from, but that's not exactly something that's all too common. Or it's just a part of the joke, and I'm taking that comment way too seriously.

#56. have a kid at 16, and when the kid is 16 she/he has a kid... at that point you could be 32 with grandchildren. My ex-sister-in-law was 32 when her son had his first kid. And she was 34 when he had the second grandkid. All kinds of stupid was going on there. Just thank your stars for growing up where stupid isn't the most common denominator.

58, I was actually thinking about people having kids at sixteen, and I really am thanking my lucky stars.

Reminds me of that meme "That's the evilest thing I can imagine."

if only we could comment with pics. but then this would be ifunny.