Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
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HOW COULD YOU?
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Ewww, gross
Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Shudder
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
Mommy milkers
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
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dudeguybruh 6
She wanted to be breast friends with you
MattStro 23
How did you find this out??
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Anonypus 20
Did she tell you?
Toller017 14
it's not disgusting if anything it has made him healthier and stronger
1dvos_grl3 21
Very informative coming from a baby(:
kidtoy 18
Breast feeding you in public is more worse than being tricked into eating cereal with breast milk though.
missa1996 18
Breast feeding is beautiful and is apart of life. Some women don't have a choice, whether they want to breast feed in public. If their baby is hungry, you can't expect them to let them starve. As long as they cover up, it shouldn't cause any discomfort to you.
wildstyle2007 8
Pretty sure #14 meant being breastfeed in public until the age of seven. *shrugs*
iseebearbears 27
Please don't say "more worse"
rldostie 19
I'm going to go into public and do a little extra breastfeeding, just for comments like this. And use no cover! Gasp!
vixypixys 13
#94 ignorant arseholes passing discriminatory comments while I've breastfed with a cover in public are the reason I now use no cover (that and my toddler hates them). **** anyone who is backward enough to sexualise the feeding of a child.
iwadasn 32
Peeing and pooping are a part of life too. Are you going to start doing that in public?
angelofsaturn 23
Unless you're sitting down to a meal of piss and shit you can't compare breastfeeding to taking a piss/shit.
core01 30
Excreting human waste is not the same as feeding a child. What did your mother feed you that would make you link shit with food?
Loveyou6611 20
why should she cover up for someone else's comfort??? When it causes her discomfort and the baby? It is the reason we have boobs......
Loveyou6611 20
#130..... you shouldn't eat in public then, you should do it from the privacy of your home only. and if you get hungry away from home, only eat in the bathroom. because it's equivalent to using the bathroom.
vixypixys 13
#130 why are you feeding a baby pee and poop? I can only assume that's what you're doing if you're comparing it to breastfeeding.
iwadasn 32
My point is that something isn't automatically appropriate to do in public just because it's natural. Peeing, pooping, farting, having sex, and yes, breastfeeding, are all natural things that should nonetheless be done in private. Although I suppose after public breastfeeding becomes the norm, people will then argue that it's "oppressive" to make a woman hide her body while she does the other things, too.
frostjack 5
Dude how the hell are you comparing all that with FEEDING A HUNGRY BABY?!?!?! What happens if the mom is 3 min away from home? Should she immediately get in her care and drive all the way home with her child screaming in the backseat because it's hungry? Are you advocating unsafe driving practices? Or are you such a stuck up that you would deny a CHILD food, just because it makes you uncomfortable? A stranger once came up to my girlfriend while she was breastfeeding, with an udder cover on mind you, and told her that what she was doing was rude and crude blah blah blah. She told the guy that she had another full boob that he could feed on if he was gonna act like a jealous little baby. She then popped her other boob out and offered it. The guy took off red faced, while I tried not to die from laughing.
Konarika 11
And here I thought guys liked to see breasts...
missa1996 18
There are a lot of benefits for breast feeding your child. In fact the longer you breast feed the better, because of all the nutrients. It's extremely odd that your mom kept doing this until you were 7--- thats a bit extreme. But you turned out fine didn't you? :)
Patriots21 14
So there's a lot of medical misconceptions in the comments so far... the super healthy, antibody rich milk is only produced the first couple days after delivery -- colostrum. Regular breast milk is really just fatty with some protein, which is what infants need, but not children. It has no added benefit for, say, a 5 or 7 year old.
acerredrum 23
You actually have some medical misunderstandings. Human milk is custom tailored for human babies, and cow milk is custom tailored for cow babies. Thus breast milk is going to have more nutrients that are beneficial for humans than cow milk. Using it to substitute milk is healthier for other reasons as well such as pasteurization destroys certain vitamins. Though obviously keeping them on a diet of just breast milk would limit their nutrients vastly, that isn't what the mother did.
savvysavage 10
Breastmilk is so good for you She was giving you extra antibodies to help prevent you from being sick and it's by far better for you than cows milk! Definitely not a "oh poor me" moment. I know it seems a little unusual but you should definitely think of all the good she did for you doing that!
bnbhimp 10
Someone has a sweet tooth
Tarlachia 33
In all honesty, that's probably the healthiest way for you as opposed to using cow's milk. Almond milk/coconut milk/soy milk are also much healthier alternative options to the hormone laced, antibiotics laced cow's milk that's out there.
bkboo1007 6
You have no clue what you're talking about. Cow's milk is not "laced with hormones and antibiotics" please refrain from spreading your ignorance in the future.
Tarlachia 33
Educate yourself. Monsanto and other similar companies are not our friends. I'll accept this as your preliminary apology. Why do we as humans drink milk meant for another species? http://credence.org/ECpages/?page_id=136 What's in that bovine milk? http://www.rense.com/general26/milk.htm
Myo_fml 20
Actually, it is. Farmers feed their animals growth hormones so that they grow more quickly to maturity so that they may be made into a resource. the farm complex now is like a machine. animals are also pumped full of antibiotics to keep them" healthy" which is a contributor to antibiotic resistance. to date. You're getting these nasty things through the milk because as humans pass things through their milk, so do animals. Just as breastfeeding women cannot drink alcohol or do drugs while breastfeeding as she can pass along to the baby.
bkboo1007 6
As an agricultural major and working on a farm all of your claims are highly uneducated. The animals are not "pumped full of antibiotics" they are given on an as needed basis. Hormones are used to put all the cows on the same cycle so they can be bred and give birth keeping meat and milk prices down. Hormones do not effect the milk or meat as it is rendered inactive before reaching meat in slaughter or milk.
rebamoo 14
Who do you think provided that conventional information at the school you paid to go to? Probably the ones who profit. It is very difficult to find a study promoting animal agriculture who does not profit from it in some way. Maybe you should research both sides so you know what you are arguing against.
bkboo1007 6
I've done personal research myself. The school is funded by our tuition as it is a private university with no outside influence. Money does not change facts and research results.
thejonac 21
well it IS proven that people who drink breast milk are smarter than those who don't.
marcranger 28
That's got more to do with the parents' socioeconomic status than the breast milk itself, though. Mothers who are able to breastfeed are usually the ones who can afford to take time off work to do so. A lot of the earlier studies touting the "breast is best" line didn't actually factor in things like parental education, access to outside resources...all the stuff that can really impact the outcome of a kid's life.
tdawg91 17
Breast milk contains more omega-3 fats that support brain development, that doesn't actually make them smarter, a child could have a healthy brain but that doesn't mean anything if mum is on facebook all instead of reading to them
amberstar87 13
I'd really like to see the study you got that info from.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Thats.....odd....o_0
amileah13 26
Hopefully it was at least her own breast milk that she was giving you... They say it's supposed to be very nutritious to kids if they breastfeed rather than drink a formula milk but I think I'm more impressed she was still able to produce milk until you were at least seven, just assuming she didn't have any more children after you.
yuggi1 11
I breasted fed until i was 5, or so i heard. My mom kept producing milk. It's a supply and demand kind of thing.