Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Keep your secrets, do your own laundry
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Let's get you home Grandma
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Arse!
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
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perdix 31
Was she picking up her Chap-Stick saying, "Oh, these old lips are so dry and chapped! Will you help your dear ol' Granny rub it on and get some relief?"
FreddyMustDie 0
you lucky bugger
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Comments (136)
phatdaddy62 23
Hot Granny! Bend her over in front of me! I'll poke her.
Mylees 0
u r sick
sexy_chick_123 0
36 is like 12 years old...
phatdaddy62 23
and hey, maybe you should tongue **** granny' s ass like a good grandkid.
ijenah 0
pretty hair #3 comando gramma :p
Y_U_19029 0
I'll bring chips!
PYLrulz 17
excuse me while I go get a gallon of mind bleach
AjaxF 0
No F your Grandmas life! Today, I forgot to wear underwear and my grand-op posted it on FML. FML! YDI for watching that far, look away as soon as you see those wrinkled thighs!
letschat6 5
Warning: Saggybutt alert! D: xD
christa953 12
now where did those granny panties go??????
timhonch 0
on my floor
harmtouch 0
well ya can't un see that...and neither can I....
Bartimaeus 7
There are just some things you cannot unsee...