Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
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perdix 31
Was she picking up her Chap-Stick saying, "Oh, these old lips are so dry and chapped! Will you help your dear ol' Granny rub it on and get some relief?"
FreddyMustDie 0
you lucky bugger
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Comments (136)
FYLDeep 26
You're going to meet up with perdix when he watches your grandma waiting for a free show? I'll bring the beer.
FMLephant 2
Maybe granny just needed to air out the clam. I hope you opened a window
FYLDeep 26
Did she bend over to reveal the fact that instead of wearing underwear, she was wearing a large strap-on? Don't be surprised if you're the next one bent over OP.
perdix 31
If it's #11's (xoCOURTNIEox's) grandma, it's going to be so worth it! I intended to bring tuna tacos, but that might just be redundant.
JankyCakes 0
Ew.
firechildredhead 0
Good God! You are scared for life. Every time you see her that's what you'll think of. Eww.
perdix 31
You know, "scared" and "scarred" are two different words and have completely different meanings. People who don't know how to properly use double letters in words are such loosers!
CarePolicelol 0
Yeah, and "loosers" and "losers" is also two different meaning words. Headshot, bitch.
firechildredhead 0
and grammar Nazis need to get a life lol
redbluegreen 41
No, people need to learn how to spell and use words correctly. Being anal retentive is one thing, but being understood should be a priority.
perdix 31
Actually, I'm a Grammer Nazi -- I think all TV should be all-'Frasier' all the time :D
Zebidee 9
I'm a Gramma Nazi and this FML was written about me in my Naughty Fräulein outfit.
decapitatedME 0
That was his point. We really do need a sarcasm font!
reptarroars 7
she was strutting that ass for you ;)
mackmillydilly 0
LOL! "struttin' that ass!!"
RavenRockaFellon 0
O_e
bumbleB_tuna 0
oh shit hook it up
KEITHISAJERK 0
Gilf?