Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
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perdix 31
Was she picking up her Chap-Stick saying, "Oh, these old lips are so dry and chapped! Will you help your dear ol' Granny rub it on and get some relief?"
FreddyMustDie 0
you lucky bugger
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Comments (136)
talksarahh 0
im sorry that was your first ******, haha. it's ok that u got a boner (=
smazzone 0
Ewe u should claw ur own eyes out
ninjanate 0
he can't unsee it's in his mind. clawing his eyes out won't work. if he can't see what's around him he'll just think of that moment he say his grannies ass.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Ugh. Don't you wish they made mind bleach... FYL.
madman1901 0
FAKE! blue collar comedy tour joke
ZacharyorAndrew 0
neither does mine
jayemdoubleyou 1
Fuuuuuuu
OmgO_o 0
the older the bear, the sweeter the juice! hahahahah XD
alwayshold 0
G.I.L.F
melissa8998 0
Awesome. LMFAO This reminds me of the time my dad passed out naked in front of all my friends on the couch. Just... so wrong.
adzees 2
fyl